Changelog

Every version, and what it actually changed.

7.0.02026-07-30

7.0 rebuilds how the escape fund grows. The dream no longer creeps up while you are not looking: the day settles once, and you can see exactly what it was worth — base pay, care, performance, thrift.
And the room fills. Every milestone you reach buys something real, and it stays: a coin jar, a postcard, a map, a phrasebook, and eventually a suitcase. By the end the cubicle looks like somebody is leaving.
PLEASE READ: your current employee retires when you install this. He is not deleted — he moves to the Hall of Former Employees, with his name, his face and his years of service, and a new hire starts on Monday. The new economy could not be handed a half-finished dream without spoiling the whole point of it, so this one time everyone starts a fresh employee.
Your language, volume, schedule, quiet hours and clock are all kept. If the update fails partway, nothing is lost — just try again.

Two screens were quietly overlapping their own text. Settings had "Back" printed on top of the button hint, and the collection counter sat half inside the title bar.
Both are fixed. Nothing else changed.
Your employee, everything earned, every setting: untouched.

Nothing in the game changed, and nothing on screen looks different.
Inside, this is the same build we test with — so from now on every release is checked as the exact thing you receive, not a near-identical sibling of it.
Your employee, everything earned, every setting: untouched.

Updating is more reliable. If one ever fails, the device now recovers on its own instead of going quiet — and the page simply tries again.
A few internal fixes that only matter if something had already gone wrong.
Nothing in the game changed. Your employee, everything earned, every setting: exactly where you left them.

Half of your future hires are women. The old office was uniform in a way nobody had actually asked for.
The boot screen now shows the firmware version, so you can tell what you are running without a cable.
Your current employee keeps the face it has always had — the new faces start arriving with your next hire.
Nothing was taken: the name, everything earned, every setting, all exactly where you left them.

This update changes nothing in the game.
We published it so you can check that updating actually works. Clicking it is the test.
Your employee, its name, everything it has earned and all your settings are kept.

Updates now stick. An update could finish, restart, and quietly leave the old version running.
The way back is honest: the recovery screen names the version it will actually give you.
Groundwork so that if anything does go wrong, we can tell what happened from one copied report.

The version your NiuMagotchi arrived with.
Every update from here on keeps your employee — its name, everything it has earned, and all your settings.
If an update ever goes wrong, hold both buttons while switching it on. That opens a recovery menu with a way back to the version you had.